Blind Items Exposed
Blind Items is one of my guilty pleasures. I read them but can never figure them out!!
These stories are printed without the celebrities names until the answers are finally revealed. Here are some of the better blind items – with the answers. One of the blind items even reveals a gay celebrity – this is taboo. It’s discussed in blind items but never revealed. I’m not sure why??
#1 This actress is B list, but only because of her name. If not for her name she would be C list at best. Movies, always movies. She is married with child/ren. One of her favorite tricks for losing weight is to meet people for lunch or dinner. This works best for her when it is a first time meeting. She will go to great lengths to order a big meal. When it arrives she invariably finds something wrong with it and sends it back while insisting her companion keep eating. When her food arrives again, she picks at it and will say she doesn’t want to send it back again but it still isn’t perfect. By this time her companion usually finishes and our actress just says she will eat a big dinner when in fact she will eat nothing. Kate Beckinsale
#2 This B list Golden Globe nominee/winner television actor was self conscious about his hair. Although he has a few plugs, he covers 95% of his extremely bald head with four different very expensive toupees. He tells his many one night stands not to touch his head and he has four models in his bedroom where he keeps them when not wearing them. Jeremy Piven
#3 Which story involving a B list television and movie actor and his singer wife should be corrected by a national tabloid but isn’t because they have paid so much money to the person who gave them the original story. Now you may be asking why the B list actor doesn’t sue. Well it turns out that although this time he is not guilty that hasn’t always been the case and he doesn’t want those stories to come to light. The Josh Duhamel/Fergie/Stripper story
#4 This A list female celebrity chef was overheard in a restaurant the other day. Nothing unusual about that right? I mean people are nosy and we strain our ears. Well, it turns out this celebrity chef who is married was discussing an affair she recently had with this B list male singer with A list name recognition and reputation. She wasn’t shy about discussing the details either. I mean explicit, graphic details about what the two did to each other. Nothing out of the ordinary, but definitely not shy in recounting every last act. It does appear to have been a one time thing, but this is totally not what you expect from our chef and the image she tries to portray to the public. John Mayer
#5 At a recent movie premiere this married foreign born B-/C+ list movie actor appeared to out this former A list tweener and now B list movie actor. At the premiere our foreign born actor said to a group of people standing next with him, “well you know ______ is gay.” He said it very loudly and in the same room as the former tweener, although he wasn’t overheard by the former tweener. The former tweener’s C list actress girlfriend was not in attendance but the B- list movie actress wife was.
#1 – foreign born actor
#2 – former tweener
#3 – former tweener’s girlfriend
#4 – foreign born actor’s wife
For the answer to this one you are going to have to go to the source of all of the awesome blind items – ….Crazy Days and Nights.