Bree takes home another man only to give him a swift kick out the door at 4am.

He wants to get together with her again but she has no interest – what. so. ever.  When she brings home another man, who turns the alarm off at 4,and they oversleep only to be awakened by Mrs. McClusky, she finds herself explaining herself to her nosy neighbor.

Gaby hires Lynette and Renee to redecorate her living room to wipe out any and all memories of what happened with Alejandro – and it needs to be done a.s.a.p. – before Carlos is released from rehab.  During their meeting, Lynette asks the ladies to set her up with a man – only to be called a bitch by them.  Renee finds her a date with her hairdresser, Frank, that turns out to be a disaster.  When Lynette tries to control Frank and provide a five year plan for his future it is awful – but what Frank does to Renee’s hair is really awful.

Ben is being extra nice to Renee, telling someone on the phone they will make payroll.  Does he have plans  on getting the money from Renee?  Even more than money – try marriage.  When Renee tells Ben he has given her hope again in men and how to trust people, Ben confesses that he wanted to marry her for her money.  Renee is very upset and walks out on him.

Ben opts to get the money for a loanshark.

Susan is confronted by Alejandro’s wife, Caludia, who comes knocking on her door, looking for her husband.  She thinks Susan is having an affair with her husband.  When Susan denies it, Claudia makes signs about Susan being a slut and puts them all over the neighborhood.  Gaby realizes it’s time to step in and has Claudia come to the house where she tells her that she knows “Ramone” and he sexually assaulted her.  Gaby tells Claudia he was a child molester and her daughter walks and confesses he did the same thing to her.  When Claudia comes to say good bye to Gaby she sees the “blood” stained carpet that Gaby has told her is red wine and Claudia tells her to get rid of it.

Meanwhile, Bree is at the bar picking up another stranger when her Reverand shows up – courtesy of Karen McCluskey.  Her pastor steps in to save Bree from herself but when Bree refuses to leave the bar with him she loses her job as head of the women’s auxiliary club.  Refusing to step down from her role as head of the women’s club, Bree bakes a tarte and goes to the church bake sale where she meets one of the men she slept with….and his wife.  A brief argument  ensues and the lady calls her a whore.  Bree agrees and is off to find another man.