Jersey Shore’s Vinny Guadanino has scored a major deal with MTV and has gotten his own television show.

Yes, the man who puts the “V” in “MVP” is getting his own television show. Yes, the palest castmate in the Shore house is getting his own show. Because if Snooki, JWoww, and Pauly D can get their own show, than it’s only fair they throw the most lovable mama’s boy in Jersey a bone too!

And listen to this fantastic format! Vinny will be interviewing celebrity guests, not from a studio, but from his own house (his mom’s house) in Staten Island. And get it’s better! We are even going to get appearances from his Uncle Nino.

MTV, trying their best to keep a straight face, released this statement:

“Vinny’s unique mix of humor, intelligence, curiosity and heart make him the perfect choice for this genre busting take on the interview format.”

I mean, who wants more music videos when we can get amazing programming like this!

In the words of Homer Simpson: “Now that’s Sarcasm.”