In a bizarre story, the brother of Kevin Federline is claiming that he is the true father of Britney Spears oldest son, Sean.

Christopher Federline, K-Fed’s brother, reportedly filed a temporary restraining order against the pop-star and X-Factor judge, claiming Spears had not only stolen from him, but harassed and blackmailed him as well. C-Fed claims that Spears:

“…went to Kevin’s house to pick up Sean Preston and Jayden James, and [his] wallet was on Kevin’s coffee table when Britney opened it up and stole [his] Capital One credit card.” After trying to follow up on the theft, C-Fed states: “Britney … laughed at me [and] told me my brother Kevin ruined her life. Britney made fun of me and told me I have a small penis.”

*Hold for laughs.

Christopher was not done telling the world the victim that he is and continued to spew out more bizarre information:

“She also blackmailed me and told me if I tell the police that she stole my credit card, that she will tell the world I’m the true father of Sean Preston, not Kevin. I do confess I slept with Britney, and I am the true father, but the public does not need to know,” he admitted.

It is quite interesting that these allegations are coming out now, and one wonders what Federline’s true motive might be. It is also quite interesting to wonder if Chris got Kevin to cover his shift at McDonald’s in order to tell this information. Although, trying to make money off his story sure is quicker that asking for a few bucks on the side of the road on the weekends.

An insider states that Chris did not reveal this information because he did not want his wife to find out. In other words, Chris realizes that he is strapped for cash.

What do you guys think? Is there any truth to Christopher’s words? Did he father Spears son? Are you in the mood for McDonald’s?