Video: David Letterman Reads Top 10 List About Donald Trump – Regrets Retiring

By on July 12, 2015

David Letterman has one regret about retiring – finding out that Donald Trump is running for President of the United States after the fact. The late night talk show host made a surprise appearance to Martin Short and Steve Martin’s A Very Stupid Conversation stage show Friday night in San Antonio, where he read a top ten list about Donald Trump.

Letterman told the crowd he had no regrets about retiring until he heard about Donald Trump running for president. Upon hearing the news, Letterman told the crowd. “I have made the biggest mistake of my life, I tell you.” Thankfully the relaxed looking, bearded Letterman happened to have a handy Top Ten list about Donald Trump entitled, “Interesting Facts About Donald Trump.” He read the list:

Number 10: That thing on his head was the gopher in Caddyshack

Number 9: During sex, Donald Trump calls out his own name

Number 8: Donald Trump looks like the guy on the life boat with the women and children

Number 7: He wants to build a wall outside of that thing on his head

Number 6: He walked away from a relatively successful television career – Oh wait that was me!

Number 5: Donald Trump weighs 240 pounds – 250 with cologne

Number 4: Trump would like all Americans to know that thing on his head is free range.

Number 3: That’s not a hairdo – it’s a wind advisory

Number 2: Donald Trump has pissed off so many Mexicans that he’s starring in a movie called No Amigos

Number 1 on the list: Thanks to Donald Trump, the Republican mascot is also an ass.

Check out the video and let us know what you think. Did Letterman do a good job of roasting Donald Trump? Anyone else going to miss seeing him in September?

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