Donald Trump Proves His Hair is Not a Toupee and May Have Charlie Sheen as Vice Presidential Candidate
Donald Trump is focusing on the important things for his candidacy as President of the United States – like his hair. The age old question everyone has been asking since well before The Donald even considered running for President was ‘Is it a toupee? or is it real?’
Since the NY Times decided to post a headline stating,
‘Ricardo Sánchez, known as El Mandril for his Spanish drive-time radio show in Los Angeles, has taken to calling Donald J. Trump El Hombre del Peluquín”
Trump read the newspaper while appearing in South Carolina and translated it saying, “In other words, The Man of the Toupee.'” Trump mocked complete disbelief and said,”This is on the front page of the New York Times!” Point taken Mr. Trump. When the NY Times starts focusing on the toupee rather than the issues at hand, we have real problems.
In order to get past the toupee issue, Trump called a random woman from the crowd to come up on stage and feel his hair and guess what – she confirmed it’s not a toupee!!
Trump was able to move on and of course – in a condescending manner replied: “You’re very nice. Thank you. Somebody’s got a very nice wife, I don’t know who she is.” Would he say to a man, “You’re very nice. Somebody has a very nice husband.” Never.
In other Trump news….actor, Charlie Sheen, who recently ripped Trump to pieces is now saying he would be happy to be his Vice Presidential running mate. Just to make sure the United States is the complete laughing stock of the world….let’s add Sheen to the ballot.
Sheen tweeted the following message to his 11.5 million Twitter fans:
“If Trump would hv me, I’d be his VP in a heartbeat.”
Where did Sheen get this crazy idea that Trump would even consider having him as a running mate? Apparently, Owen Wilson compared Sheen to Trump when he said that Trump is somebody who is not following a script and is a bit like Charlie Sheen when Sheen went off the wall and started spewing all sorts of insults to the creators of Two and a Half Men, ultimately walking himself out of a job. Wilson thinks this is honesty in an entertaining way and even said it feels like Trump could be a character from Network. Because that is exactly what the country needs for a President – a character from a Network – in other words, a BIG joke.
No matter who wins the Presidency, let’s hope they could be honest without being abrasive and not a laughing stock to the rest of the world. We know (at least we hope we do) that Trump would never choose Charlie Sheen as his running mate – the idea of it is beyond scary.
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