Have U Heard??

Update:

Me bad.  It seems that I took Andy Borowitz seriously – I didn’t realize that he wrote things that were completely insane and untrue!!  I mean it was on the Huffington Post.  I didn’t mean to offend anyone.  It seems the joke was on me:)

Original Story

The Jonas Brothers all wore a purity ring.  The ring is meant to show that they will not have sex until they get married.

The newly married Kevin Jonas has replaced his purity ring with a wedding band.  When asked how he felt about sex Kevin Jonas announced,

 “to be honest about it, sex was not worth the wait.” according to the Huffington Post.

“After we did it, I was kind of like, that’s it?”  Kevin Jonas told reporters at a New York press conference.

As to whether Mr. Jonas’ bride agreed with his “that’s it?” assessment, Mr. Jonas remarked, “That’s what she said.”

I am surprised that Kevin decided to announce this at a press conference – I’m going with too much information.  What do you think of the statement??

One Jonas brother down – two more to go!!  Kevin Jonas,22 married his fiance, Danielle DeLeasa in a fairytale wedding today, Saturday, December 19, 2009.

Even a blizzard couldn’t stop this wedding.  Kevin Jonas and Danielle Deleasa were married at Oheka Castle, a turn-of-the-century French-style chateau, on Long Island.

The wedding was attended by 400 family members and friends, including Demi Lovato.

The bride wore a Chantilly lace Vera Wang gown and was escorted down the aisle by her father.   Danielle, a former hairdresser, wore a silk-and-crystal flower in her hair designed by Denise Leli, because she was wearing one when she met Kevin in the Bahamas 2007.

Joe and Nick served as Kevin’s best men.

Congratulations to Kevin and Danielle.  They made it out to Long Island despite the blizzard conditions – let’s hope they make it to their honeymoon destination too!!

Kevin Jonas and his fiancee, Danielle Deleasa  will tie the knot this Saturday (Dec. 19), at an exclusive estate on Long Island, NY, according to RadarOnline.com.

The 22-year-old superstar, met Danielle in the Bahamas in 2007 while on vacation with their families.  The singer proposed to the former hairdresser in July.  They are starting with a wedding rehearsal on Friday, which will include a roller skating rink. Kevin’s younger brothers and bandmates, Nick and Joe, will stand up as the best men when the couple exchanges their vows.

RadarOnline.com has also confirmed that long-time friend Demi Lovato- who has been rumored to be having a secret romance with Joe and has toured with the brothers- is expected to be one of the guests.

As a Long Island resident, I will be keeping my eye out this weekend for this matrimonial extravaganza.

Yes – it’s true.  Kevin Jonas, 21 is engaged.  

 Kevin Jonas surprised his girlfriend Danielle Deleasa by showing up at her doorstep in New Jersey early Wednesday morning and dropping down to his knee to ask her to marry him.   Then, “She said yes, yes, yes like 500 times super fast in a row,” the oldest of the Jonas Brothers tells PEOPLE exclusively.

Jonas, 21, and Deleasa, 22, who met in May of 2007 while vacationing with their families in the Bahamas, haven’t set a wedding date yet. “It still feels like a dream,” she tells PEOPLE.

When Deleasa, a former hairdresser, first met Jonas two years ago, she admits, “I didn’t know who the Jonas Brothers were.” It was Kevin who eagerly pursued her after meeting her and then spotting her walking on the beach with a flower in her hair.

Jonas popped the question after arriving in New Jersey on an overnight flight from a concert in Vancouver.

“It was tough performing last night, knowing that I was going to ask the biggest question in my life to the most amazing girl in the world,” he says.

And while the news is bound to break a lot of young girls’ hearts, the Jonas family couldn’t be happier.

“Our hearts are filled with joy today and we are happy to share with you that our son Kevin has asked Danielle for her hand in marriage,” parents Denise and Kevin Jonas Sr. say in a statement to PEOPLE. “Her answer was yes, and it is such a blessing that she will be joining our family. Kevin and Danielle have not yet set a date. Family is very dear to us, and we hope we have raised Kevin to be a wonderful man and husband. Please join us in our family’s celebration and in congratulating Kevin and Danielle. Thank you for all of your support.”

 Congratulations to Kevin and Danielle!!

Kevin Jonas

A number of celebrity gossip sites have written about Kevin Jonas getting a Lamborghini for his 21st birthday.  They were actually giving him a really hard time.  I guess they felt like he sold out since he owns a Tahoe Hybrid.

After all of the fuss surrounding the Lamborghini – it turns out that the car belonged to one of Kevin’s friends and Kevin was taking it around town for the day.  I don’t know about anyone else – but if someone offered to lend me their Lamborghini I would be all over that.  Do you think the press was especially hard on Kevin?