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Preston Scavo returns from Europe with a surprise – a mustache and a woman by the name of Irena. Lynette is concerned about Irena since she is way out of Preston’s league. She thinks Irena is after Preston’s money. Preston proposes to Irena and she accepts. Preston wants to give Irena his grandmother’s engagement ring but Lynette has a better idea – a copy of the ring. This will be a true test of Irena’s intentions. Unfortunately for Lynette, Irena is a smart, gold digger and knows the ring is a copy.

Ana begins her career as a lingere model when Danny pays her a visit in New York. Danny tells Ana about Gaby’s scheme to break them up and Ana quits on the spot. Gaby and Angie head to New York to find Ana and Danny. Along the way they meet up with Heidi Klum and Angie’s mother. Angie’s mother greets her with a hug and a smack in the face. Heidi isn’t too friendly to Gaby either. Apparently, Gaby was quite the “queen bitch diva” when she was a model. Read the rest of this entry »

Gaby makes a run from her house when her daughter, Celia comes down with the chicken pox. Since Gaby has never had the chicken pox she has to get out of the house before she comes down with it or something worse. Gaby is staying with Bob and Lee and enjoying her new found freedom – sleeping late, napping and drinking out of a crystal glass instead of a sippy cup. What more could you ask for??

When Gaby finds out it is okay to return home she prolongs it by telling Carlos that she has a 24 hour virus and can’t come home yet.

Gaby finds out that Lee and Bob want to adopt a child. She can’t understand why they would want to give up their great “partying” life style. Gaby envy’s their life and Lee and Bob envy her life. With that Gaby returns home to be with her family. Read the rest of this entry »

Desperate Housewives is back after what seems like forever. Gaby and Carlos threw Katherine a welcome home party but the men are more interested in welcoming Susan’s new friend and housemate Robin Gallagher.

The housewives are upset that Susan brought Robin to the neighborhood, especially Lynette who finds Parker spying on her. When Lynette confronts Robin, Robin tells her that Parker offered her money for sex. When Lynette confronts Parker he confesses he is the only one of his friends that hasn’t had sex. Tom then explains to Lynette that all men pay for sex at some point – whether it be with dinner, flowers or a gift.

Bree teaches Robin how to bake a cake and Robin suggests that Bree give Orsen a lap dance. Read the rest of this entry »

Orson is at peace with himself when he decides to kill himself.  Unfortunately for him – Bree finds a suicide note. When Orson asks Bree if he loves him she responds by telling him that she cares very deeply for him.

Susan makes friends with a stripper, Robin. After working as a stripper for nine years, Robin quits without a savings account or another job. Susan gets Robin a job as a teaching assistant at her school.

Tom and Lynette argue about their new therapist.  Lynette feels as though the therapist always sides with Tom. Lynette doesn’t want to go back to the therapist after seeing her act in a play. Afterall who can relate to a therapist that can’t even act?? Lynette tells the therapist that she was really bad – she stink, stank, stunk. Tom lies and tells the therapist that she did a good job until Lynette finally gets him to admit that he likes being the good guy. The therapist kicks them out of her office. Read the rest of this entry »

Tom and Lynette have dinner with neighbors, Bob and Lee who are in couples counseling.   Tom loves the idea, Lynette not so much.  Tom decides to go without Lynette and is even keeping a “feelings” journal.   He won’t let Lynette read it, but says she should join him in therapy.  Lynette pays a visit to the doctor and ends up admitting that she likes to be in control and when she’s not, she gets mad.   Lynette decides therapy might be a good thing for her too.

 Angie doesn’t approve of Danny’s new girlfriend, Ana.  No carbs, no college – what else can be wrong with her?  Angie listens to Lee’s advice and is nice to her anyway.  Ana isn’t fooled but does tell Angie she will not hurt Danny. Read the rest of this entry »

Susan receives an unexpected windfall from Karl’s passing.  Karl was half owner in a strip club and has left the business to Susan.  When Susan pays a visit to the strip club she finds out that Mike is a frequent visitor of the club.  Susan confronts Mike who informs her that he is the plumber at ‘Double D’s’.  Susan forbids Mike to work for the club and he tells her that she is not allowed to forbid him to do anything.

Susan gets her revenge by stripping at the club. When Mike sees her there he “forbids” her from dancing. Touche.

Carlos and Gaby give Lynette and Tom a 60″ plasma television as a thank-you for saving their daughter’s life.  Carlos also offers to re-hire Lynette once the baby arrives and to cover for her in the meantime – until Tom Read the rest of this entry »

Desperate Housewives returns after taking a few weeks off for the holidays. It feels like forever!!

Tonight’s episode of Desperate Housewives looks at life after the plane crash.  The residents of Wisteria Lane reflect on what their lives might have been had they made different choices.  Susan contemplates a life with Karl had she not left him; Bree considers life without Orson; Lynette thinks about a future with her unborn twins; Carlos reflects on how Gaby would be as an over-protective mom; and Angie ponders the consequences should her secrets be revealed.

Sounds like a good one.  Anyone else looking forward to a great episode!!

Katherine goes off the deep end, stabs herself and accuses Mike of being the one who stabbed her.  Susan goes to visit her at the hospital and Katherine keeps up her delusional behavior by telling Susan that Mike stabbed her when she told him that she was in love with someone else.  Susan does the only thing she can and calls Katherine’s daughter, Dylan pretending to be the doctor requesting her to come to the hospital.  Susan wants to have Katherine committed but the only person that can do that is Dylan.  Dylan arrives and sees for herself how “crazy” her mother really is.

Gaby and Lynette’s friendship is on the brink of collapse.  So is Carlos’ career and Lynette and Tom’s home.   

Danny’s vital mistake asking a nurse to call him Tyler causes a problem when the nurse, Mona (who happens to be from the neighborhood) tells Angie and Dominick that she knows they are in a witness protection program.  Read the rest of this entry »