Farah and John-Paul are on the beach in Malibu, and John-Paul is surprised at how cold the ocean water is when he steps in it. Farah voice over’s that she wants to show him a good time in southern California …

In New York, Farah gets breakfast from a food truck outside and heads back to a “One Life to Live” dressing room where John-Paul is waiting.  She starts eating, and there’s no cheese in her burrito. She’s unhappy and tells …

Dirty Soap was all about photo shoots, interior decorating, and surgery! Oh, and little boys getting tough! Galen wants his boys to learn sports. When Galen was a boy, he took ballet classes instead of baseball. Galen takes Dillon to …

Nadia and Brandon are outside their place, and Brandon tells her he’s bought a chainsaw so he can trim trees there. Nadia’s surprised he can trim trees because he can’t even climb them. He says he can climb trees, and …

Lots of “previously… on Dirty Soap!” scenes go by, and then we get into the latest episode.
Kirsten and Kelly are at a restaurant, and Kelly says characters on soaps get pregnant because they don’t wear condoms, and Kirsten laughs. Kirsten …

Oh! I apologize, folks. I missed the final scene in the previous episode, so here we go! Farah and John-Paul go to some restaurant and have some quaint couple’s small talk / banter before things turn serious. Farah talks about …